I like to imagine Siri is a real person. I think she works at Apple Inc. headquarters… that’s in Cupertino California. She has a 40 minute commute. She works next to Rachel from Accounting. First thing she does is go to the Keurig machine; there’s a bunch of different flavors, but she likes the Hazelnut one.
Jeff is also by the coffee maker. She asks Jeff how his weekend was, and he says “Oh yeah, it was nice… very relaxing. You?”
Siri says “It was great. Had some friends in from out of town, which was nice”.
Jeff says “Oh that’s awesome, where from?”,
Siri says “They’re actually from Oregon. They’re old college friends”
Jeff “Oh great. Hey, I’ll catch you later, got a meeting in 10.”
Siri goes back to her desk. She has a picture of her family. Her husband’s a Droid, which was weird for her traditional parents.
Siri was very upset at Steve Jobs’ funeral… it was a tough time. She gave a really good speech. Really moving.
[In Siri voice] “I wouldn’t be alive without Steve. He made me what I am today, and I owe everything to him… I remember when we first started working together…” then she loses it. She can’t hold the Siri voice. She starts bawling. She’s like “It’s not fair! I don’t even know what happened, he was a fruitarian! How does death happen to a fruitarian?” Her crying face is awful.
Siri is actually voiced by some lady named Susan Bennett… she lives in Georgia now.